NAME - My name is Humpty. Pronounced with an Umpty
NICKNAME – "E" or "Sexual Chocolate"
SIGN – CAUTION: EYE PROTECTION MUST BE WORN WHEN OPERATING THIS EQUIPMENT
BIRTHDAY - Groundhog's Day
BIRTHPLACE – Planet Melmac
PREVIOUS BANDS - The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and The Eagles
FAVORITE BANDS - Sevendust, Foo Fighters, The Zack Attack
5 CDs YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT – Sevendust - "Seasons", Pearl Jam - "Ten", Nothingface – "Violence", Cold – "13 Ways To Bleed On Stage", MC Hammer - "Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em"
FAVORITE TV - The Sopranos, South Park, The Office, Sex and the City and The BET Network
FAVORITE MOVIES - Dumb & Dumber, Lord of the Rings, Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, Back Door Sluts 9
FAVORITE DRINK - YooHoo
FAVORITE FOOD - Anything that doesn't put up too much of a struggle and/or is covered in cheese, gravy and/or bacon
CITY, BEACH, OR COUNTRY - Taco Bell
WHAT I WANTED TO BE WHEN I GREW UP - Alive
FAVORITE SPORT - Extreme snacking
SUMMER OR WINTER - Whoever has bigger boobs
OFTEN SPOTTED AT - Taco Bell
NEVER MISS - a meal
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS - I'll tell you what I'd do man....2 chicks at the same time
TURN-ONS - Pancakes
TURN-OFFS – No pancakes
LETS GET PERSONAL - I'm here for the gangbang
COOLEST CELEBRITY YOU HAVE EVER MET - Sinbad
FAVORITE GIG EVER AND WHY? Giggity giggity goo
YOUR MOTTO - "You can get a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking you head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it?"